"You really need to scale back this year. Do you know how many calories are in 175 million cookies and 19 million glasses of milk?"
But I work them off the other 364 days of the year…isn’t that good enough? Besides, I climb through 200 million chimneys in one night.
It’s those darn Keebler elves that are to blame.It also looks like Santa has hammered toes.
When I was a kid, we left Santa scotch. It didn’t seem odd. He was an adult, after all. Milk was for kids. Yes, my Dad happened to drink scotch as well.
Just jingle his bells and let him be on his way.
The hand is tweaking my mellon….
Gallon sized glasses?
That was my thought, too!
But, I’m Santa Claus, so it doesn’t count!
August 21, 2015
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
But I work them off the other 364 days of the year…isn’t that good enough? Besides, I climb through 200 million chimneys in one night.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
It’s those darn Keebler elves that are to blame.It also looks like Santa has hammered toes.
tahoeh2o almost 9 years ago
davanden almost 9 years ago
When I was a kid, we left Santa scotch. It didn’t seem odd. He was an adult, after all. Milk was for kids. Yes, my Dad happened to drink scotch as well.
Under Dog Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Just jingle his bells and let him be on his way.
gmoldmule almost 9 years ago
The hand is tweaking my mellon….
Dewed almost 9 years ago
Gallon sized glasses?
Tandembuzz almost 9 years ago
That was my thought, too!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
But, I’m Santa Claus, so it doesn’t count!