Close to Home by John McPherson for June 03, 2016

I wonder if you can exercise while wearing one of those. Oh, wait…who am I kidding? So much for plan “B”.

Peter Rabbit is addicted to carrot patches.

Just only buy healthy food that will make the child do one of two things.

1. they may eat it when they get hungry enough or2. They may get a job and buy their own junk food.

Either way I see it as a win, even kids under 16 can get misc jobs in most area’s. I did paper deliver and worked on a farm when I was well under 16. Yeah the pay sucked but they worked around school and it gave me some income.

The asparagus patch makes your pee smell funny.

They do make vitamin patches. They work great for people with absorption issues. Like after weight loss surgery.

If these were a real thing, I’d be all set!

That’s the only way broccoli would get in my system.

I like broccoli and Brussel sprouts. Lima beans so-so.

Me too. Lima beans = ick! (It’s the texture!! [gag])

I could use a few of those patches myself. I hardly eat any veggies these days.

Martha KraeskiWell, if you cook them into mush, I guess so. They should be firm but with no risk of breaking a tooth. They should have a bean texture and I don’t mean frijoles refrietos either. Salt and a little pork fat during the cooking also helps.

I think this is a great idea. I’m really bad eating veggies.

Best of luck with that!