Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2016

Barry my boy, payback’s a b*tch, and you’ll deserve every little bit that she does to get back at you.

Timing is everything in humor. Maybe not the best timing here.

That’s OK, wait till he finds out that Vera is a dude.

From the look of her eyes, it appears that the ring is squirting acid.

Looks like it had ‘eye remover’ in it.

I wonder if his next wife will think that gag is funny.

A newly married couple are in their honeymoon suite. “Before we get started, Honey, there’s something we need to get straight. " says the guy. With that, he, he strips out of his trousers, tosses them to her and says " Here, put these on."She replies, " I can’t they are too big." " That’s right, and don’t you ever forget that." he said smiling that smug smile of one that thinks he has laid down the law.She looks at him for a moment and then reaches under her skirt and proceeds to step out of her panties. As she tosses those at him says " Here, now you put these on."." I can’t get into these! " he says.“That’s right, and until you change your attitude, you’re not going to! " Then she gave him the first dose of "the look ".And we all know which is the more powerful, smug smile vs “the look”.

The Solution to this Dilemma:

Never marry a Merry Prankster named Barry!!