Close to Home by John McPherson for September 07, 2016

Make a reservation at the E.R. for this lot.

At first I thought #23 was smiling.

Fiberglass tape is even tougher than duct tape

Should be DUCK! tape.

Audible… end around

That is going to be a very close team. They really stick together.

J. Short:NO! It’s DUCT tape. Check it at your hardware store. Don’t go around correcting folks if you’re too stupid to know what you’re talking about.

Gosh, another creative use for man’s best friend!

Push ’em back, push ’em back, waaaay back- all the way back to the hospital!

They won’t need to bust through when they can just run around, good luck getting the entire line to move left or right at the same time.

The Flying Wedge 2.0

DUCK! tape is every so much more fun! I have rolls and rolls – each a different pattern/color. :o)

I was thinking the other team would just go OVER them.

In the early days of football, Yale had this formation called “The Flying Wedge.” They would lock arms and run down the field in a triangular formation with the ball carrier in the center (like pool balls in a rack). Some players on opposing teams were actually killed. That’s why, today, it’s no longer allowed for players to lock together.

“Duct tape, the Handyman’s Secret Weapon”! (Am I the ONLY one who watched Steve Smith and his MARVELOUS Red Green show?) I CAN’T BELIEVE NO ONE GRAPPED THAT “CAVEAT” JOHN THREW OUT THERE! :-D

Insures they will all stand for the national anthem….

The “red” team is made up of baseball players … they are all wearing stirrup socks!