Close to Home by John McPherson for March 28, 2017

The evolution of “The Cone of Silence.”

She’ll have them rolling in the aisles.

Now that’s a product that could make a killing. Your neighbors will buy it for you.

No but you could put it over that baby in the back!

Good morning everyone. Excellent comments. Have a great day my friends.

Make it mandatory for anyone to make a call in public.

No I rather talk in a loud voice and irritate as many people as I can.

I would give money to have a bubble of silence just not to hear the screaming babies. I don’t hate babies I just don’t want to hear them screaming for hours in a flying cigar tube of death.

I’ll take one so I don’t hear everyone else making calls.