Close to Home by John McPherson for May 07, 2017

Lacks a bit more sophistication than I would have expected.

Spreading the jam was Moses’ bread and butter.

The answer to getting home quickly from work?

When I was young I found out you could always part traffic if you were driving a tandem dump truck.

Sure didn’t help the other folks much.

I’d want to be driving right behind him.

Uh-oh, some nut case here in Houston will probably try that on the 610 north loop tomorrow morning!

when moses gets a new haircut is it the parting of the waves…?

I have to drive past a mall on my way home from work and there’s no way to avoid it – would love to be able to do this on Friday!

Funny, but I thought he was supposed to guide people to safety not to their deaths.

And as he turns around, we see it’s not Moses…but Magneto!

I would put a plastic Moses on my dashboard if it could do that!