Close to Home by John McPherson for January 27, 2018

It took 30 seconds for this to sink in.

The male outhouse is supposed to have a star, not a moon.

Yes, but is the pope Catholic?

I thought the questions were are bears Catholic and does the….. wait

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did I mess that up again?

The answer to “in the woods” is no. I frequently find bear “sign” in my yard and driveway.

So? Did those trees make a sound when they fell or not???

So that’s where the 3 bears were when Goldilocks trashed their house?

So that’s where the 3 bears were when Goldilocks trashed their house?

the centuries old question: how many s…holes are in the woods?

Well they’re not animals.

You should see what they use to wipe with. As the saying goes [stuff] don’t stick to rabbit fur.

This one of John’s funniest “john jokes”!

Right now one hand is clapping. (The other, of course, is typing.)

Ha, I can’t bear it.

Ha, I can’t bear it.

I just hope there is some Charmin in there!!

Actually, it’s pretty much where ever they want.

Most all the evidence of bears I see in the wild is their distinctive, unmistakable tracks and not scat.