Close to Home by John McPherson for March 04, 2018

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    oldpine52  over 6 years ago

    Cream pies at 10 paces.

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    docforbin  over 6 years ago

    I bet the name of one of the clowns is Aaron Burr (anyone who’s seen a particular “Got Milk?” commercial will know what I mean).

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Everybody thought Bozo and Clarabell at first were just clowning around but then it came down to this!

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    jbduncan  over 6 years ago

    Post NRA era in America.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pie? This is one time I’d wish for them to bring in the “seconds!”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Gonna be messy!

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    jivanimark  over 6 years ago

    Brought to you by The Soupy Sales foundation. May he rest in pie-ce!

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    syzygy47  over 6 years ago

    “When pies are outlawed, only outlaws will have pies”

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago

    From somewhere, a lonnnnnggg ttimme ago:One bright morning in the middle of the nightTwo dead boys went out to fightThey faced each other back to backAnd drew their swords and shot each otherIf you don’t believe my story, then ask the blind manHe saw it all!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This would make a GREAT gag for a circus. If it hasn’t already been done.

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