Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2018

  1. Mainavatar
    Leroy  over 6 years ago

    OMG enough with the product insurance already! I once asked a Best Buy clerk if they had insurance-insurance, in case something happened to the cable I was buying that wasn’t covered by the first insurance. He was very tactful and apologetic about the fact, as far as he knew, they didn’t have insurance-insurance. He was either too naive to get my sarcasm, or else he got me back—I’m not sure which.

     •  Reply
  2. F72798fc 23b3 4446 ba71 c86071cde6f1
    Strob  over 6 years ago

    How about insurance that covers you in case chewing it causes your mouth to look like hers? As if the subject wasn’t disgusting enough!

     •  Reply
  3. Don martin 1
    Farside99  over 6 years ago

    What if it loses its flavor on the bedpost overnight. Does the insurance cover that?

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    suv2000  over 6 years ago

    Chump purchase

     •  Reply
  5. Googly eyes
    John Wiley Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Her name must be Amazonia.

     •  Reply
  6. Marvin
    Smokie  over 6 years ago

    Coffee just came out my nose!! This is hilarious.

     •  Reply
  7. Forbear
    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    Loyd’s of London used to claim they would insure anything. For a price.

     •  Reply
  8. Louis2
    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    Does the insurance pay for carpet cleaning or possession fines in Singapore?

     •  Reply
  9. Stinker
    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    Got anything to cover removing the gum that covers the sidewalks in out neighborhood?

     •  Reply
  10. Storm1
    ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 6 years ago

    How about insurance against the cops drawing on you bcs they didn’t see you pay?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Close to Home