Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2018

Do you still wear it when….um..never mind.

It’s not his appearance that’s causing the problem.

She – and I say this as a Jew – is definitely Jewish.

What happened? The boxers didn’t do the job?

Fans don’t cool air, they give the sensation of cooler air. As the boys are shielded by his pants they won’t benefit from the apparatus he is wearing. Since he has to carry that around he has to work harder, sweat more, and the idea will backfire. That being said, really funny sight gag, but might I suggest a package of frozen peas or frozen corn.

I’m guessing he’s not a big fan of this gadget!

Silk boxer shorts, t-shirt, air conditioning, and work from home.

Actually, most men should wear one of those – for different reasons…

He could wear a kilt and go commando; that would be much more stylish.

Must be fun when he visits the urinal.

Does that qualify as a blow job?

Appearances, and doorways, and chairs, and elevators, and ….

“Goodness, Gracious! Great Balls of…Ice”???

It is a medical prescription only device and costs $17,500 + $600 per month for monitoring and office follow up visits. (actual costs vary by medical and prescription coverage limits and exclusions. Do not use if causing other medical problems, have known allergies to any components, or having rejection problems from looking like a total dork.)

There is a biological reason the testes are outside of the male’s body. Heat regulation already exists. This fan is not needed. But then no joke.

Girl needs a bag

I think in their case, I’d worry less about appearances than a few other things! Like…what in heck is between their ears???

There she goes, fanning the flames again

This could present an interesting challenge in the public restroom!By the way; some of you may have noticed that I haven’t made any comments for a week or so. I was blindsided on May 17 and wound up with triple by-pass cardiac surgery. I just go home yesterday. Pay attention, my friens!