Close to Home by John McPherson for June 04, 2018

Way to go, Frank! You gotta say what you mean and mean what you say.

Now they’re all scarred for life. Nice going, Katie.

Need to poke my mind’s eye out with a sharp stick.

Don’t worry, I’ll be brief.

Those poor girls are all traumatized now. All needing therapy and xanax.

So you punished everyone else now! Ew!

I’ll bet Katie will adhere to the rules better the next time. Good for dad.

I’ll go get the Brain Bleach.

Next time Katie’s friends will make sure she’s home on time!

That falls under the category of cruel and insufferable punishment. I changed that because it’s more insufferable then unusual.

Don’t turn around!

John McPherson, you are the undisputed champ when it comes to drawing ugly characters.

Even if Frank were wearing pants this would be cruel.

There needs to be a ‘dress code’ for the beach – Oh, my poor eyes.

Next time I will bring your mother.

And I think Katie’s friends are now switching to the other side, because, daaaaaamn

Ahh, the thong is gone, but the malady lingers on. :>)

But why does everyone else at the Beach have to suffer too ? Not to mention readers of today’s comic

Oh the humanity!

That enough to give you nightmares for eternity