Close to Home by John McPherson for August 01, 2018

But he didn’t trademark it, so forget him.

Don’t forget his follow up, “Do not remove this tag, under penalty of law”!

He may have written it, but doesn’t have to do it much.

I want to meet the guy who wrote “batteries not included, some assembly required!”

Me at that party: drink, fill glass , repeat.

His grandpa wrote “CLOSE COVER BEFORE STRIKING.”

His brother wrote, “SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.” That’s why C.H. is now an only child.

“Lather, Rinse, Repeat” is actually the sequel to the little know, “Lather, Rinse”

The whole repeat thing is just a ploy to sell more shampoo.

And that’s the most expensive and confusing part for idiots. They never know when to stop and it keeps running out when they bathe.

OLD computer joke. Why did the programmer drown in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo said “Lather, rinse, repeat”.

I am curious: Is the “Writers Guild” banner a regional thing? I am wondering if others see a different location.