Close to Home by John McPherson for October 02, 2018

There it is again, right behind the front passenger side seat.

Uncle Duncan was too slow. I’ve tipped the Uber driver to give us a quick trip to the hideout.

Uncle Duncan was too busy at home playing with his yo-yo!

The first guy in said he wanted to ride shotgun.

I have no doubt at all that there are criminals who would be stupid enough to actually do this.

Shoulda gotten a Lyft…

Uncle Duncan found the “escape claus” in the agreement and got away.

The police arrested him at Duncan Donuts…

Ping, ping, ping? Where’s Ricochet Rabbit?

Wasn’t this already a commercial? One of the “Surprising” series, I think.

Uncle Duncan is staying at the Kansas Penitentiary for awhile.

Uncle Duncan had another job!!!

The little alien dude is aiding and abetting? I get it now, it made the mistake of choosing ‘sharing’.

I once saw a shoplifter try to flee Home Depot in a taxi. Two cruisers pulled up, yanked him out, and cuffed him.

I’ve had a ride with Uber- and survived!