Close to Home by John McPherson for October 06, 2018

“Well you said you didn’t like polka music!’

If I were her I’d be getting the impression that Bert’s a bit of a “cheap-o”. :/

So it’s a cautionary tale.

My husband booked the accommodation for the back home trip from our wedding (We were married in Albaby so his grandmother could be there). Never again.

It was a blasted PUB! No internet, no bath tubs. I hadn’t been on my Effexor meds for a few weeks cause they were late in the mail. Needless to say, he has never booked since :)

Somehow I heard the kazoo music they sometimes played during the “Quickies” segment of “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” when I read this.

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard ‘Stairway to Heaven’ on a kazoo!

They both look as if they have had a lot of rough starts! ;o]

She sure has big thumbs :)

Bert should run, look at her hands! Yikes!!

First time in ten days I see no alien. Unless that is it in the front of the guy’s hair.

Bert’s a keeper all right!

You should really check that out before the reception.

It’s a surprise that she didn’t run a mile when she saw that ear to ear smile!!!

Since when does the man choose by himself?

Years ago we were in Crested Butte Co. on a summer road trip and we saw that a steel drum band was performing at the High school. We went to it and were very impressed! It was the steel drum band from the University of North Texas and what they could do with just a bunch of steel drums was nothing short of amazing! Check it out on you tube.