Close to Home by John McPherson for November 14, 2018

Bleeb wisely remaining out of the line of fire.

Swipe ANYWHERE!!

He just likes to mark his territory to keep other males from coming around!

Bad enough to turn her tongue black!

She actually needed to smell this guy to know he was bad news?

I’d borrow some sweat from Pierce Brosnan and mix it with a stack of $100 bills.

Would gag a maggot!

Warning: This site should only be visited in well-ventilated areas.

I read recently that inventors are getting close to actually doing something like this. I hope, like the sound, we can turn it off.

Some people look so gross that you don’t need an aromatic spritzer to imagine how they smell.