Close to Home by John McPherson for November 19, 2018

That’ll teach you to stand up from your chair before the bell rings, Mr. I-Can’t-Wait-for-Shop.

I guess Bleeb is too smart to enter this room. (Love the glasses on the floor.)

That was SO goddamned lame….

Or as the locals call it, Upside-down under.

This class must be taking place on board the Poseidon.

Actually, Massachusetts starts selling legal marijuana tomorrow- this could be reality school show.

Tomorrow we will start studying gravity.

So, what do you really need to know. Women glow. Men plunder. Platypus are poisonous. Koalas bite. Oh… and shrimp on the barbie isn’t really a thing.

WHAT!?! Does Bleeb have the week off for Thanksgiving? We will miss you buddy, have a great time.

next week, we discuss earth’s gravity.

When I finally arrived in Perth, Western Australia after 23 hours in air ports and flying time from Houston, I arrived at my hotel filled up the sink in the bathroom to see if the vortex went counter clockwise.

Okay, I don’t see the yellow alien in this one. A little help?

Looks like it says copyright 2013, so I’d guess this was a rerun, thus no Bleeb.