Close to Home by John McPherson for February 09, 2019

Nick Burns made it to heaven?

Holy Bleeb! He’s at the right hand of God.

What did Gods tech support do? Go to a conference with Santa’s Elves?

Google is taking over the universe.

My street view is from 2012. Guess how much I’ve gotten away with since then?

Wait. This isn’t real????

He’s going to be disappointed when he finds out all the faces are blurred out.

Fire all the angels.

Even God relies on technology? I always wondered how he/she could visit a star 12 billion light years away and still notice I didn’t go to church last week.

Instead of keeping tabs, why doesn’t he stop them?

No worries about Delcon today.

This is not going to set well with the angels. The may even sic Mike Trout on them.

It’s sad to see that big G has to use a computer to view Earth, just as humans do.

For humanity’s sake I hope God has a sense of humor!

Could’t God pull a miracle and fix those buck teeth?