Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2019

It probably won’t bother him much because he just left his apartment that he and his room mate turned into roach colony!

It was a honey of an idea.

You can’t turn your back on them for a second.

Is that so pop can say “Honey be(e) nice”?

“The couch will be fine.”

Kyle was wondering where that buzzing sound was coming from when he walked into the house.

So Kyle, where will you bee keeping yourself?

Perfect. Sweet sticky reward for their work and diligent attention. About 100,000 little armed body guards and no moving back in for the previous tenant.

They remind us of your snore. You should be fine with them.

I suppose that “apiary” would be too obscure for the punchline.

Isn’t that just the bees knees, honey?

Gee, Mom, is that a hint?

Mom adds, “And, guess what? We booked you a room at the local YMCA”.

“We’ll be rich as soon as your father lands the Botox contract.”

So his dad’s in his room with something smoking and getting a buzz going.

Bee it ever so bumble, there’s no place like comb.

I see Bleeb decided to see what all the buzz was about.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Bleeb, back sloooooowly out of the room or these guys might think you are the King Bee! All Hail Bleeb!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)