Close to Home by John McPherson for June 24, 2019

The high heels are…..strange.

They all look “wired”…like they’ll all be awake longer than usual. :)

Yeah, I think they can bear it.

Seems a bit early…

This would make more sense in about 4 months.

these ARE grizzly times

I asked my wife if she was going to hibernate this year. Not my most tactful statement about her size!

“Once when we were cubs, mom let us order a pizza delivery man and we got to stay up all winter.

Shouldn’t she be sending them out foraging then?

We haven’t brushed yet, so can we have a Goldilocks as a bedtime snack?

Ahh yes once more the old myth that Bears hibernate. Nothing that weighs more than a few pounds actually hibernates. Bears do have a dormant time but they do not hibernate. An animal that is hibernating is totally oblivious to its surroundings and can be picked up, handled etc. If you plan the enter a bear’s den during the time it is supposedly hibernating you best have your will made out and inform your next of kin.

OH GOODY! We can go out and raid the campground and break into all the campers food supplies. We can fill up on peanut butter and loaves of sliced bread.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!! This is really cute, but you can bearly see Bleeb! :)

But definitely no longer. And don’t poke your father.

So much for comic timing.