Close to Home by John McPherson for February 05, 2020

As casket go very cheap,but it would be a cold day in hell before i bought a used one.

I’m hoping Uncle Wade didn’t come out of his grave mumbling “BRAINS! BRAINS!” ’D

We had a neighbor that had a Halloween brain short. The county had to exhume a murder victim and damaged the coffin. They gave him a genuine used murder victim’s coffin for his decorations.

My aunt asked if there were ‘last years’ model for my deceased uncle. She grew up during the Depression. She got a good deal and my uncle never complained.

$100 is a great price.

I’d be dying to buy one myself! And yet there are those who wouldn’t be caught dead in a used casket.

A friend had one at his office he said its like they say if you have it you don’t need it

I bet that embalming fluid really must have stung to wake him up.

Hum. That’s a pretty good deal. I mean really. How much do you want to invest in a life time warranty at that stage?

if i was going to be buried i’d buy it and just have the inside redone, removing any trace of her uncle.

SLIGHTLY USED CASKET: No dents, dings, scrapes or paint damage on the outside. Heavy fingernail scratches and gnaw marks on the inside.

Bleeb says, “You can put in the front yard, it will make a great planter.”

“Is there a Ralph’s around here?”——Walter, in the Big Lebowski.

Would you take $75?

I see the inside joke. He was almost down under, now he is down under.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Waving back at you, Bleeb! No, Bleeb, I don’t think it has WiFi! :)

I don’t remember what my casket cost. And the funeral cost is not itemized.

“Shake and bake” is my motto.

Jerry Cruncher tells the story differently.

Mmmmmmm. Has that fresh corpse smell!