Close to Home by John McPherson for March 24, 2020

So I guess Roger needs to identify as a stripper pole. that is a piece of furniture isn’t it?!

Bleeb is getting the wrong idea of what it means to be a human male. Dang I’m in trouble now!!!

What really bothers Roger is that his wife is named Gwendolyn.

And she’s started calling him ‘Otto’.

He’s such a chair a table guy.

Bob and Carol?

Next up, Ted and Alice.

I think I might ask Roger why he is acting like a piece of furniture, but I suspect that might be like blaming the victim. Let’s not do that!

maybe Roger and Carol have a furniture fetish

See, some husbands are useful!

“It all started when I lost a contact…”

I guess he’s footing the bill for this session too. What a (s)tool.

Wait a minute…I’ve been doing that for years! At least he gets to do it indoors!

Start doing them pushups Roger

I guess better an ottoman than a doormat.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude!!! Hey, Bleeb? I’ve noticed in today’s strip, and yesterday’s, a white space next to Bleeb. Is the colorist being consistently sloppy/lazy, or is Bleeb supposed to be carrying something?? Any ideas??? :)

Or am I just losing it. Don’t everybody vote at once, you’ll break the internet. :)

The Doc seems a little slow on the uptake.

Almost~~~~~~???

Ottoman, I’d be fezzed-up.