Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb wants to know if he can be tested next.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    …and just as bright as one, too.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Vegetative state.

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    skyriderwest  over 4 years ago

    Poa kichizi kama ndizi. Best swahili phrase I ever learned.

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    He died and is now at room temp just like the cuke.

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Zombie?

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Joe Cool has them beat. Especially when he’s hanging out around the dorms.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Okay, noted. Now let us move on to the electro- shock experiment and see how quickly he becomes agitated.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wonder what it looks like if he is hot as a pistol.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Test me next to a whistle. I wanna know how clean I am

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “”DING”” Yo, the cucumber’s done, where’d you put the Ranch Dressing?” “Wait, did you just nuke that cuke?” “Um yeah, I thought that’s what we were doing!” “Noooo, we’re testing temperatures, nitwit!” “Oh! Well then, we’re gonna need another cuke, and you’re gonna wanna turn the amps down some on that guy that’s in there!”

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Better check for a pulse if he’s that cool.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    If their hypothesis had been wrong they’d be in a real pickle. Probably be using some pretty salty language about now.

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