Close to Home by John McPherson for July 29, 2020

So Bubba has a light tree on his car……so priveledged! Now if he just had a way to shut his garage doors.

Bleeb is enjoying the super slow vehicles.

Well, Bandit, it looks like Buford T. Justice has finally caught up with you.

For going slower than the minimum speed limit?

No masks, social distancing in the crowd.

I hate it when they have that look. " I need to write a ticket."

Looks like Bleeb is rooting for #9

It’s Bubba Wallace from NASCAR. (No profiling going on here! Move along!)

I want to drive #47!

I’ll bet he got stopped for leaving his left turn signal on.

“Sir, do you realize you were weaving in and out of traffic.”

Made an illegal right-hand turn…

So there I was…just driving along in a Formula One race, when all of a sudden, woo-woo-woo, I hear sirens and this police car pulls me over, and I’m thinking…this is weird…but then the alarm goes off and I wake up, and I’m going…”whew, that was a weird dream!” So I’m thinking, “hey, all that virus, and murder hornets, and rioting and looting, and other stuff has to be a dream, too! Whew, all that stuff was just a dream!” Then the phone rings, and I really wake up! (Pffft….murder hornets! Like that’s a real thing!)

License and registration please. Is Bubba your real name?

That’s what you get for passing the pace car.

This is a pretty lame excuse for a cartoon.

Blow into this.

EVERY d@mn time!!!

Bit of an overkill for them to ticket you during NASCAR