Close to Home by John McPherson for November 25, 2020

I wouldn’t call that as just being on the fritz. I’d say that coming close to being a death trap.

Are you sure you haven’t just kissed a porcupine, Ms. Bleeb? ;D

She was standing way too close and there doesn’t appear to be any ice in her glass.

Jus have Fritz go stay somewhere else!

Or did it give you super powers?

Not to worry Honey,it will melt .

or angry…

Ours will occasionally dump a cube on the floor for the little beast to scoop up and crunch crunch crunch…

looks like it’s working OK to me……

Gonna kinda hard to give her a hug now

Did you steal this from Stephen King’s son, McPhearson? Joe Hill has a book of novellas and one of them is “Rain.” It was killer rain which consisted of rain made of crystal needles.

If he doesn’t do something about it quickly she’s going to give him the cold shoulder.

Well that’s cool. Ha. I kill me.

Gesundheit.

“Honey… you’ve got a little sump’n… riiiight here. No, no… other side.”

If you would hurry up and make a decision when the freezer is open, that wouldn’t happen!

When are they not?

“Honey, does my arm look like it’s freezer burnt to you?”

Didn’t I see someone like her on one of the X-men movies?

Looks like horseradish.

“And I don’t think we should try to fix it again. It’s time to let it go.”

Next time push the ice cube button on the refrigerator not the ice shard button. Anyway, Bleeb thinks it’s funny.

Porcupine girl

More like demon possessed!!!

I GUESS it is…..

It’s not just on the the fritz, it needs an Exorcist.

Our was “on the Fritz” recently. Lucky it was only leaking into the ice cube tub. Sorry about the culturally inappropriate slang term.