Johnson, I’m getting a little nervous here! We’re playing reruns while we get through this, and with the alien chasing characters on other sets, harassing the female characters, not showing up for shoots, and just being an all around pain in my @$$, I’ve had it! Where is the bug anyway, Johnson?
Yes sir, the bug… er, Mr. Bleeb is in his dressing room… enjoying some, uh, refreshments, sir. As he is known to do, sir.
Well go get him, Johnson! I wanna talk to him about my little “trip-to-HR” over him trying to stick dollars in a pole-dancing elf characters G-String!
It was an elf costume… and yes sir, right away, sir!
Well, where is he Johnson?!
Well sir, he’s still in his dressing room with a bottle of bourbon, sir! And he said to tell you… er, his words sir, not mine,… to umm “shut your jibber hole, and order him a cheese platter”, sir! But I did tell Mr. Bleeb that you were quite serious about it, sir!
Well, what’d he say, Johnson?
Well sir, again… his words, not mine, but his last words were “that he might not be here for the next scene” and… “bite me”… sir. Again, his words… not mine, sir.
Johnson, that alien bug is giving me gas!
Umm, yes sir, I understand, sir. (I’m sure it couldn’t possibly be all that pastrami you shovel into your… jibber hole)
What was that, Johnson?!
Nothing sir, nothing… just thinking out-loud, sir!
whahoppened over 3 years ago
You don’t HAVE to get it signed.
Qiset over 3 years ago
He got better!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Looks like he also conquered anorexia nervosa!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Never meet your heros.”
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
JOHNNNNN-SON!!
Yes sir, you boomed, sir?
Johnson, I’m getting a little nervous here! We’re playing reruns while we get through this, and with the alien chasing characters on other sets, harassing the female characters, not showing up for shoots, and just being an all around pain in my @$$, I’ve had it! Where is the bug anyway, Johnson?
Yes sir, the bug… er, Mr. Bleeb is in his dressing room… enjoying some, uh, refreshments, sir. As he is known to do, sir.
Well go get him, Johnson! I wanna talk to him about my little “trip-to-HR” over him trying to stick dollars in a pole-dancing elf characters G-String!
It was an elf costume… and yes sir, right away, sir!
Well, where is he Johnson?!
Well sir, he’s still in his dressing room with a bottle of bourbon, sir! And he said to tell you… er, his words sir, not mine,… to umm “shut your jibber hole, and order him a cheese platter”, sir! But I did tell Mr. Bleeb that you were quite serious about it, sir!
Well, what’d he say, Johnson?
Well sir, again… his words, not mine, but his last words were “that he might not be here for the next scene” and… “bite me”… sir. Again, his words… not mine, sir.
Johnson, that alien bug is giving me gas!
Umm, yes sir, I understand, sir. (I’m sure it couldn’t possibly be all that pastrami you shovel into your… jibber hole)
What was that, Johnson?!
Nothing sir, nothing… just thinking out-loud, sir!
saltylife16 over 3 years ago
Too much time on somebody’s hands.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
He grew up, not a kid any more, but he paid for it!
geese28 over 3 years ago
He looks like he’d punch them as a free gift
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
You kids better not criticize the author in any way…..or else.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Develop a sense of humor and learn to draw.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Something tells me he had a ghostwriter.
sobrown51 over 3 years ago
Perhaps it’s Tuesday. That’s when he has enough money to pay everyone back.
The Tooninator creator over 3 years ago
HI FOLKS! Sorry there is no Bleeb this week. He wanted a week off to visit his family on Zorkon, but will be back this coming Sunday.