Close to Home by John McPherson for January 11, 2021

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    Baarorso  almost 4 years ago

    The way kids are these days, teachers should be elligible for the Purple Heart!

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hi yourself, Bleeb!

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    One teacher I know was pushed down the stairs, and another one was cornered and almost assaulted. But God forbid, you can’t lay a finger on them, ever!!!!

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    Green circles are safer……

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “BLEEB!!”

    “ᴡʜᴀᴀᴀᴛ!… ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏᴡ?!”

    “Your mark is on the other side of the Principal’s desk… closer to the teacher!

    “ғɪɴᴇ!… I’ʟʟ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ! ᴡʜʏ ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴜᴘ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴍᴇɢᴀᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴏʀ sᴜᴍᴘ’ɴ?! ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴ’ ᴛᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ!”

    “It’s the speaker above you… and it’s me… Dobie, I’m here in the control booth, talking to you over the intercom loudspeaker! McPherson wants this scene finished today! So, please get back into alien character!”

    “ꂦꀘꍏꌩ! … ꒒ꀤꀘꏂ ꓄ꀍꀤꌚ?!”

    “Yes, that’s better, but not quite so much alien speak!

    “ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ᴅᴜᴍʙ-ʙᴜᴛᴛ! ʜᴏᴡ’s ᴛʜɪs?

    “WHAT?!”

    “ɪ sᴀɪᴅ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴅᴏʙɪᴇ, ʜᴏᴡ’s ᴛʜɪs?!“

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Stay strong warrior

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    In my family and others I knew, if you got into trouble at school you had twice as much trouble at home. Not so true anymore. Education is still the best way to get ahead in life.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If the kid can’t be handled can the school ask the kids parents to come in and correct the situation? Not just a parent/teacher meeting at 8:00PM, but parent called to the class on the spot. I don’t know, I’m just wondering.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Oh no, Bleeb got sent to the Principle’s office.

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb sure is happy. I guess it’s because he’s in a familiar environment, under a womans desk.

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    bobpeters61  almost 4 years ago

    Middle school, I presume?

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    corpcasselbury  almost 4 years ago

    And combat pay.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Every employee of the school district. Every one of them.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is tenure even a thing available to high school teachers any more? I know they got rid of the teacher’s union in my state. It’s only a matter of time before they ditch the concept for university faculty.

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    BWR  almost 4 years ago

    For God’s sake, don’t discipline the little shits. It might hurt their feelings.

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