Close to Home by John McPherson for February 25, 2021

Bleeb doesn’t get any

Add a few rooms to rent and you could call your house The Wok Inn.

Check the containers for Bleeb!

No joke, there’s a place here called WOKING 9N SUNSHINE.

That sounds nice.

Now if they can get a postmates driver assigned to be their butler I will be really impressed…

They’ll be eating into the profits.

It appears that we are Bleebless today.

Not a bad idea. Reminds me of the subway restaurants in Walmart

hey, has anyone seen the cat lately?

Make it a pizza joint and I’m in!

When I win the lottery……….

Wow. That’s better than the Kentucky Fried Peanut Butter sandwich shop I have in my house.

No good! Gotta have an angry Asian lady take your order and scream at the cook.

I just bought a cook book, 101 ways to wok your dog. Just kidding!

Just don’t wokout without paying.

That could be my house.

So…. I’m thinking the aliens have been farmed-out to Uber Eats, or Door Dash maybe, and are busy delivering Chinese takeout.

Hey, even the t̶o̶o̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶o̶r̶, the t̶o̶o̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶, even McPherson needs to pay the bills.

Too “Close to Home”

Sounds like the Subway commercial where people put a Subway shop in there storage shed…

But the sesame oil is murder on the carpet!

I wonder where Bleeb is?

SMART! We need a pizza-sub place in our living room.

Great idea!

If I recall, there was an athlete (Shaq, maybe?) who had a full Starbucks cafe installed in his home many years ago.

Then there’s Tyrese Gibson who installed a Benihana-style restaurant in his backyard as well as a Starbucks and a full nightclub…. in the same backyard. When asked why he did this, “He wanted to hang out with his friends and costars — Gibson names Will Smith, Vin Diesel, Michael Bay, David O. Russell, in particular — without any disturbances.”

Source: https://people.com/food/tyrese-gibson-backyard-benihana-starbucks-nightclub/

Good way to make friends, too.