The pandemic made zoom a phenomena. I wonder what will happen when people “discover” that Zoom is recording and selling their metadata, or whatever, like Google does. (just speculating)
Your boss, Mr. Moneypinch, has noticed that you had extra money to build a shed, and money for meat and beer. Not a good look for a hard working employee.
here in Ohio at the end of March anyone 16 years of age and older can get the vaccine. hopefully that means plenty physical get togethers, no more zoom, starting at the end of Spring, early Summer…WOO-HOO!
ALEXA… dim the lights and activate my Thought Combobulator!
ACTIVATED!
Okay, I’ve got my coffee, the combobulator’s on, so ALEXA can use it to read and organize my thoughts without me having to type them in the comment section. Let’s see what knuckleheadedness is going on in Close To Home….
Hmmm, okay… Zoom company picnic… that’s actually pretty funny! I wish I could do that with my stupid family reunions. A Zoom reunion might be the answer to the idiots on my mothers side of the family! There’s Bleeb, but I don’t see Dalcon anywhere. Just once I’d like to see Dalcon catch Bleeb and see what happens. I dunno… maybe Bleeb opens up a can o’ whoop@$$ on Dalcon.
Anyway… so now I just need to add sump’n funny and edit-out any snarky, embarrassing remarks before I tell ALEXA to click send and …. HOLY SHEEPSFOOT!!!… they’re already in the comment section!
ALEXA! You weren’t supposed to send my thoughts before I edited them! What the heck happened!
I DEFINITELY HEARD “ALEXA CLICK SEND”, AND YOUR COMMENTS WERE SENT AS INSTRUCTED. YOU’RE WELCOME.
What’s the name of the new little guy with one eye and horns? He showed up again a few days ago and I’ve been wracking my brains trying to remember his name. Arcor or Argar or something.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Yeah, it’s easy to lose weight when your burgers and beers are sent online.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
A virtual delight! Pandemic and lockdowns make even mundane things like work picnics seem appealing
cdward almost 4 years ago
On the plus side, Zoom has enabled me to have family gatherings (we are far flung across the country) more often.
David in Webb Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now, if a “smell ‘o sensor” could just be invented where the participants are able to smell the hamburgers. That would be so cool.
josballard almost 4 years ago
That volleyball game is going to be a toughie.
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
You have to supply your own beer and food? I’m not going!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The pandemic made zoom a phenomena. I wonder what will happen when people “discover” that Zoom is recording and selling their metadata, or whatever, like Google does. (just speculating)
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
LOST weight? During a pandemic? I’m impressed!
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Your boss, Mr. Moneypinch, has noticed that you had extra money to build a shed, and money for meat and beer. Not a good look for a hard working employee.
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
here in Ohio at the end of March anyone 16 years of age and older can get the vaccine. hopefully that means plenty physical get togethers, no more zoom, starting at the end of Spring, early Summer…WOO-HOO!
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
And nobody to scrounge my beer.
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
ALEXA… dim the lights and activate my Thought Combobulator!
ACTIVATED!
Okay, I’ve got my coffee, the combobulator’s on, so ALEXA can use it to read and organize my thoughts without me having to type them in the comment section. Let’s see what knuckleheadedness is going on in Close To Home….
Hmmm, okay… Zoom company picnic… that’s actually pretty funny! I wish I could do that with my stupid family reunions. A Zoom reunion might be the answer to the idiots on my mothers side of the family! There’s Bleeb, but I don’t see Dalcon anywhere. Just once I’d like to see Dalcon catch Bleeb and see what happens. I dunno… maybe Bleeb opens up a can o’ whoop@$$ on Dalcon.
Anyway… so now I just need to add sump’n funny and edit-out any snarky, embarrassing remarks before I tell ALEXA to click send and …. HOLY SHEEPSFOOT!!!… they’re already in the comment section!
ALEXA! You weren’t supposed to send my thoughts before I edited them! What the heck happened!
I DEFINITELY HEARD “ALEXA CLICK SEND”, AND YOUR COMMENTS WERE SENT AS INSTRUCTED. YOU’RE WELCOME.
scpandich almost 4 years ago
What’s the name of the new little guy with one eye and horns? He showed up again a few days ago and I’ve been wracking my brains trying to remember his name. Arcor or Argar or something.
jimsulis almost 4 years ago
It was Kalamajareenam
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Only 6 per screen?
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
I guess Bleeb must be hungry so he’s waiting around for a burger to fall his way.
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
Oh, how we all wish we bought ZOOM stock last February.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Pass that burger through the screen please lol
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Careful Bleeb, don’t make an ash of yourself.
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Bleeb, you are gonna love volleyball!!!!!!!!!!! THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wait there Bleeb- he might drop something.