Close to Home by John McPherson for May 26, 2021

The unvaccinated ones should have to wear the letter “L”.

Don’t imagine it couldn’t happen…

https://www.govtech.com/policy/fbi-fake-stolen-vaccination-cards-are-a-new-problem

Swine flu happened in the ’70s. I recall President Ford got vaccinations out to the public in a hurry. I got mine at work. Some people from, I guess, the government showed up one day and we all lined up in the cafeteria for our shot.

And yet all are wearing masks! The purpose of the vaccine is to not to wear a mask.

I can’t tell if Beeb has a ‘V’ on his head or not.

How very Hawthorne

And here I was told to believe that liberals cared for liberty…. Seems tyranny is a major part of their ideology.

It should be a scarlet “A” on the anti-vaxxers.

For those with only one dose of vaccine there should be a \ on their forehead.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they started doing that with all the nonsense already going on

See! See! MTG was right! First it’s masks … then passports … then forehead tattoos.

Maybe we should just all get tattooed with the 666 and call it a day.

So that is the HQ for NXIVM?

That must have been what the Apostle John saw in his Revelations as the “Mark of the Beast”.

I’m convinced it’s our sphincter and some proudly display it on their face.

Warp speed!!!!

All this political fuss, Bleeb is checking out that lady’s big, delicious booty.

Oo! How about the UNvaccinated get tattoos on their foreheads that say, “murderer?!?” There will of course be a grace period where one can sign up to get one naturally if they WANT one.;)

Now that the mask mandate has been lifted, I have found new and useful jobs for the bazillion masks I have left. The uses are endless:

Sling shot, parachute for my G.I. Joe, pizza slice carrier, hamster hammocks, sleep masks (they already were), headbands with ear straps (they already were), coffee filters with springy stringys, Chihuahua diapers, Post-Its® featuring rubber bands instead of stickum.

Oh… and doggie-doo picker-upper-thingy (they already have the tie straps so you can wrap it up in a neat little package, which surprisingly can be used with the previously mentioned sling shot… シ

Hi, Bleeb!

Hi, Bleeb!

Too easy to fake, same with “vaccination cards” as “passports”. Assume the worst, maintain precautions.

Looks like the angry eyebrows from that old Larryboy show have begun hiding around the office