Close to Home by John McPherson for July 14, 2021

I’ve always wondered how many miles Mr Johnson has traveled.

Heavenly Bleeb with halo, nice.

What is the big deal? Do you only get to ask ONE questi9n?

I wonder how much time I’ve spent reading comics

A timeline review of ones most attained goals…

and never found it…….

and this is the reason I always leave the keys in the car.

If I thought I could meet my dogs again I would start believing in it.

Time waiting in Drs. offices? Time waiting for repairman to show up? Time napping? Time sleeping? Time watching sports on TV? Not much time left!

I spent that much time just looking for my glasses.

How about looking for car keys? Or the times I’ve spent looking for my glasses when they were on my head the whole time?

YESSSSSSS! I knew I could beat the record! Say… umm, do we ALL get seagull wings up here?”

(Seagull wing joke #2)

Heaven is a happy place and you just made them laugh even more. Thanks……

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.]

So, that counts as my time in hell.

He needs to read today’s Frank and Ernest!

Waving back at you Bleeb! No, Little Alien Dude, I don’t need to know how much time I spent in the bathroom. Believe me, Patsnozzle keeps track of that here on earth!!!!!!!!! :)

In other words, the average.

Oh by the way, it’s not here either. You may want to try the other place.

In the past Bleeb’s just been visiting, but the halo and wings suggests he’s moved in.