Close to Home by John McPherson for August 23, 2021

That may be so, but Dalcon looks like he has a weapon. Look out Bleeb!

Anyhow, with those outfits, embarrassment is up 1,000%.

I bet you could get them down another 37% if you dressed them in footed onesies.

Fights are down because the inmates are probably too embarrassed to be seen in those “kiddie pajamas” style coveralls.;-D

Orange is the new Garanimals.

Though still armed, Dalcon is behind bars, and Bleeb looks on, satisfied.

Lmao! What a great idea!! Humiliate the prisoners, while making money for the Wildlife Fund!

Does the giraffe suit come in a large? Just, uh, inquiring that’s all….

I thought they were getting ready to go shopping at Wal-Mart.

Interesting that Dalcon is in the cell, perhaps with a weapon, although he would obviously not be contained by the cell’s bars. Meanwhile, Bleeb is outside the cell. Perhaps, Dalcon is hoping that Bleeb will enter the cell, so he can ambush him?

“FOOL! I’m gonna shank you for stealing my oatmeal, you stupid…… wait, is that a penguin? That is just soooooooo cute! Your jumpsuit just has the cutest little zoo animals ever! Yes they are!

…but I’m still gonna shank you, fool… ‘cause, you know…. the oatmeal thing, but now I want your jumpsuit!”

(The experiment was so close… so close.)

Jungle Jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edb_9On4R60

Look up Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

On the other hand, his lion might just eat your giraffe…

That is one roomy cell.

No animals were harmed in the wearing of these jammies.

All the inmates were sick of Big Lou’s, “What ta see an elephant’s trunk?” joke

If all the Prisoners are dressed as Herbivores, then this might work.

Warden Bleeb looks on skeptically. Don’t they make the jammies in Dalcon’s size???? Hmmmmmm? Nice to see you again Little Alien Dude! :)

Prison granimals are about to be the next fashion trend. Maybe it will take over from droopy drawers.

Where are the pythons?

“The guards hardly fight at all now that they can look through the bars and see zoo animals.”