Close to Home by John McPherson for September 01, 2021

Maybe if you stick Dalcon up on the window ledge and have him hold his sword in the air, then maybe it’ll work.

Proceed with great CAUTION Bleeb!!

Hey Wagners, encrypt your wifi.

You can be prosecuted for stealing wifi under Theft of Service laws.

I had a super directional antenna and discovered many WiFi routers in the neighborhood. The most interesting was a church WiFi that had no password. I was tempted….

50 bucks??!! I wish! Look out Bleeb, he’s behind ya!

It’s either $50.00 a month or thousands of dollars in hospital bills that will result from your falls, Bleeb.;D

The Wagners need to add some security. I can detect about 25 home networks around me, but they’re all password protected. I tried “password” and “12345…” and the network name on all of them, but I guess my neighbors are not complete idiots.

Monty Python: Kilimanjaro Expedition – You can skip ahead to 3:30 if you like…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTy1j7z-K4

you’ll need better furniture to safely get a better connection and comfier seating while you’re at it.

It will be worth it in the long run!!! On the other hand that way keeps you fit!

Dalcon’s on the loose! Run, Bleeb!

“… and you know how I feel about free stuff! Fifty bucks for WiFi is a lot to…..

….. ooooh look, a Nigerian Prince wants to share his families fortune with us!”

Stick a clothes hanger in the window and you’re good to go. …a metal clothes hanger ya doof.

Too many signals in my area to count. Mine is encrypted, and labeled as FBI observation car, Unit 3.

Jerk

Kinda reminds me of the early days of television, when the only reception was through those “rabbit ear” antennas that connected directly to the back of the TV and would give good reception only when placed in the right place and at the correct angle. One person would move it around, trying to find the sweet spot, then try to figure out what to put it on there so they could sit down and “enjoy” the show with the rest of the family.

That would have been my father had he lived long enough.

I read about a guy in a condo complex whose wi-fi was named “Get your own wi-fi!”

Bleeb is about to pull the plug on the whole sorted mess !

That’s an awful lot for WIFI!!! You should just buy a router and pay nothing but your internet.

Comfy up there, dude?

Enjoy the comfy chair, Bleeb! Let Dalcon deal with the cheapskate. :)

50 bucks, darn I could have 3 WIFI’s and still have money left over. Rural folks fork over a lot of $$$$ for stuff.