Close to Home by John McPherson for January 10, 2022

As Superman’s proctologist once said, “that is one impressive stool!”

Doctor Fate was out. Doctor Strange was in another universe. Instead, you found Dr. Doom, er, Dumb.

Mr Kent??…..Hey Doc, you’re talking to the wrong patient. Mr Kent wears glasses!

Lying on the table he’s thinking “SUPER!..I’ll try anything to make me feel better!”

Superman’s costume was never short sleeved.

Everyone wave back to Bleeb.

Sure Doc. Just keep giving him drugs until the gets better or he dies. I wonder if Superman has Blue Cross?

I find it curious that the doc’s hand holding the clipboard is shaking.

“… by the way Doc, I just saw a spot on your liver… you know, it’s that x-ray vision thing… you should probably try a little Benadryl!”

Hi, Bleeb! [waving back]

Give him two tablets of blue kryptonite (boosts his powers) and he’ll call you in the morning

Ah. Don’t think so……

A spoon full of Benadryl helps the Kriptonite go down…

Supe’s an alien. Who knows WHAT drugs will do what with him?

Benedryl puts you to sleep.

I am no doctor but I think he needs an epinephrine injection. It works for peanut allergies, so why not kryptonite. Oh yeah, it might be a little hard to give Superman an injection. Maybe an epinephrine enema.

You’ll need a really long tongue depressor. That does not look good at all. Or maybe he was eating black licorice? :)

Kryptonite just makes Superman a regular human- after all it was from Krypton, the planet he came from. Maybe Lois should be called to help with his lethargy!

That’s how the idiots are with my sinuses!

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the Benadryl go down…