Close to Home by John McPherson for March 24, 2022

Sitting in his “Crazy Boy” chair

He was always a big fan of Mork and Mindy.

….And HOW exactly did his wife know that? (I’m guessing it’s her husband and not her son)

He’s Head over Heals in love with that carpet.

I was born caesarean. Whenever I leave the house, I go out through the window (Stephen Wright).

Maybe he thinks he’s Mork’s cousin.

Uhhhh, shouldn’t he just sit normal if he was born breech? Breech is toes first…. Guess I missed the joke today.

At least now I have an explanation for why when I fly an airplane it is upside down more than right side up.

And how did she come to pick HIM when he’s like that?!

Why not? He finally got it right.

And that’s why he’s more fun in restaurants… and on planes… and when you’ve drop something and it rolls under the chair.

Is he wearing a pair of breeches also?

A nice peaceful day of observation for our friend Bleeb as Darcon is nowhere to be seen. I expect that his next move will be to circle around to his right for a better view.

I think he is looking up her dress?

Perform a Leopold maneuver on him

Nope, you’re right on!

Actually, I just like hanging out.

No, Bleeb. He’s not “special.” He’s weird. Or, he’s just drawn that way. :)

“I sit like this because I’m from Ork.”

Bleeb can’t you occasionally find more normal earthlings to observe.

He may be loaded!….get it?

That guy reminds me of Mork from Ork. Even funnier: Sitting on the chair face back.