Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2022

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    I thought all student loans were forgiven.

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    I think you’re suppose to use chalk honey. Not paint.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    beats waiting tables though…

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The job you get when you don’t make the cut as a police sketch artist.

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    You were the idiot who took out the loans before seeing if the degree would actually let you pay them off in a timely manner.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Art History Major ?

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    People are ‘dying’ to see your artwork..!!

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    Carl  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A degree cannot make up for a lack of talent.

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    Hi, Bleeb!

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    Could have been worse, could have been an archaeology major. tThen all you can say is “do you want fries with that?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    That’s what happens when you choose a major….that is saturated in its field. Unless you’re excellent and surpass all others, keep spraying corpses outlines…

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    Wirepuncher   over 2 years ago

    It’s a dead end job.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    at college you would hope this was one of the things outlined for the course

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    $120,000 Art Degree decisions.

    1. Painting outlines for the police department, or

    2. Taping boxes at Amazon!

    And the winner is:

    Amazon® Keeping the tape on your boxes straight since 1994.

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, those art history degrees will get you big money jobs, yeah, sure they will. Uh huh.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    - Weeell, officer! Any idea how this poor lad perished away?

    - The young lady said it happend ‘cause he wouldn’t keep still when she started to draw his outlines…

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    Don’t get any on the victim.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ummm – thank you for your service?

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Or you could end up in that guy’s position….

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Got a good paying job with benefits. Quit complaining….

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bleeb? Do you know anything about this? I know, I know. I would have killed him too. I mean, look at the way he’s dressed!!!!!!! Another Fashion Victim bites the dust! :)

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Well, majoring in college in something you were interested in seemed like a good idea at the time.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Choosing an art degree instead of degree that would get you a decent job and income was your choice, so live with it.

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    BigBoy  over 2 years ago

    Chalk that up to no talent and poor tool selection

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    Corpse Horn Light Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The myth that would not die! Photographs have been used for decades! No tape, no chalk, no paint, no outline!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    I really like the style. This could be trending quite soon.

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    scpandich  over 2 years ago

    Better haul Dalcon in for questioning.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    Actually, you are kinda doing it for the dead.

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