I knew it. Alexa is a security risk. I wish they would let us change the names of our devices. I would call mine, Abercromby. Who else would think to say, “Okay Abercromby, what’s the combination of the safe?”
The keep the valuables under the Basenji’s dog bed. Oh you didn’t hear the Basenji? That’s because they are a barkless breed of dog. Now would be a good time to ask Alexa to call 911 and ask EMS to bring a big ole Butt Bandage.
allen@home about 2 years ago
They don’t have any. Now beat it.
Farside99 about 2 years ago
“You’re too late — The last guy got them yesterday.”
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
she doesn’t know, ask Siri!
PoodleGroomer about 2 years ago
Alexa. Open all safes.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 years ago
Alexa IS all of their valuables …
And Alexa probably knows all of their account numbers and login info, including passwords, too.
Copy-&-Paste about 2 years ago
Bleeb says “Ask ME, I’ve been around….I know where it is”
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Risky asking her….she controls all the lights and locks…
Dobie Premium Member about 2 years ago
“I can answer that. Valuables are kept in a safe deposit box at the bank. Would you like me to dial the bank? Dialing bank. 9-1-1“
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I knew it. Alexa is a security risk. I wish they would let us change the names of our devices. I would call mine, Abercromby. Who else would think to say, “Okay Abercromby, what’s the combination of the safe?”
AtariDragon about 2 years ago
I trust Mr. Coffee not to say anything.
Jim2g about 2 years ago
Bite him on the leg bleeb
geese28 about 2 years ago
I swear if she snitches….
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
“Playing ‘Where do they sleep’ by Value Bulls on Amazon Music”.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Look around at the decor. These people are 70 years behind the times! I’m the most modern and valuable thing herre!”
PoodleGroomer about 2 years ago
Alexa. Zelle transfer checking and savings to 555-555-5555.
Buckeye67 about 2 years ago
Here’s your chance to be a hero Bleeb, tie his shoelaces together.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
I’m it.
manowarrior about 2 years ago
Check the dog’s p*op.he swallowed a diamond ring this morning.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
The keep the valuables under the Basenji’s dog bed. Oh you didn’t hear the Basenji? That’s because they are a barkless breed of dog. Now would be a good time to ask Alexa to call 911 and ask EMS to bring a big ole Butt Bandage.
PoodleGroomer about 2 years ago
Any dog approaching and not barking is looking for a good site to bite.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 years ago
Judging from the two teeth remaining in his jaws, I bet his nickname was “Dracula the cat burglar”