Close to Home by John McPherson for July 18, 2022

Very cocky…pea-cocky!

Hold on…Is he flippin’ her The Bird?

Is this Peafowl Night? Has he found a receptive Peahen?

N-B-C!

Gives new meaning to “Peacocking.”

Shake yo tailfeathers!!! Like Nelly would say lol

…next, comes his mating call and dance….

Maybe I should try this. I can’t even find a woman who’ll return my phone calls.

my maternal grandparents, used to have peacocks on their farm & my grandpa always would go up behind the male peacock and “goose” them in the #ss as the male peacock was trying to get the attention of the female peacock…knowing that whole side of the family…that was their sense of humor and what was fun for them…♥ love you grandpa ♥

It’s a 2007 rerun, so McPherson and is alien troupe must be on vacation #2… with a special message to all of us here in Toonland…

“Entertain yourselves!”

(Insert evil laugh here)

Cosplay before dating apps.

Quick – send her a Tweet!

Bird Nerd.

The human version would be Marty having $50 bills falling out of his pockets. That will work every time for catching attractive women….

He went FWOMP!

Did bleeb get lost in the feathers?

Beauty is only skin deep, but first impressions are important.

Attractive female? Where?

Watch that wind Marty. Too late. South bound..

Dear Mr. McPherson,

I think Orbit Gum might owe you some copyright money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z4VEn5PmVM

Looks like he isn’t the only one displaying for the ladies.

Wait,wait,wait, let me get this straight. Peacocks are male PEAS, Peahens are female PEAS? Didn’t Mendel study them?

Furrys meeting next door. Featherys here.

For herpetologists it’s all about the dewlap.