Close to Home by John McPherson for July 28, 2022

i’m no cat person, but would the turn on be to have a chair to shred?

Trivial Factoid:

An 18th century English poet, Alexander Pope, wrote a poem called “An Essay on Criticism” in which he poetically conveys, that anyone can make a mistake, and that people should aspire to show mercy and forgive. The phrase that inspires many, and is still used to this day is:

“To Herb is Humid, to Forgive, the Vine”

— your friends at Autocorrect

Strip couch?

Mine! All Mine! Oooh thank you, thank you!

Cat P o r n in the comics. What’s next?

We’re lucky. Our two cats religiously use our multitude of scratching posts. We’ve only had one cat in 35 years who liked to scratch furniture and that was only occasionally.

Now push the cake off the edge of the table and the day is perfect

And it’s a non toxic chocolate catnip mouse cake.