Close to Home by John McPherson for August 02, 2022

Um yeah right.

like the old joke, As clean as Cold Water can get them. The dog’s name is Cold Water!

sanitation pre-wash.

I remember a story of a mountain man. Nailed his tin plate to the table so the dog couldn’t lick it off onto the floor!

Obviously no kids, bare refrigerator.

No wonder the dog is considered man’s best friend

Almost ready to put them away in the cupboard.

Ew ew ew

Bleeb looks bemused.

Lick It Up

GOOD DOG! And for dessert…

… homework!

Wait until the dog gets to the bowl with the left over broccoli. Even most dogs aren’t dumb enough to eat broccoli.

Good dog, Scrubber!

I’m a guy but I would not want a meal on these “clean” dishes.

Tried that but there is an unexpected side effect – they’re all very slick now…

The dog’s name is Cold Water!

The next time they eat, “Why does this taste like Alpo?”.

Dawgawn clean dishes

Hey, Bleeb, stay off the plates and out of the bowls!

Yep as clean as Rover can get them!!