Close to Home by John McPherson for August 26, 2022

Throw those two slackers to the cats.

What are you, a man or a mouse? Wait, oh…yeah…

Sounds like those mice need to unionize.

They’d have no problem getting out through those widely spaced bars

I think that those Pelotons are going pretty cheap now.

Sales have fallen off, shouldn’t be hard to find.

The problem is those uppity White Mice. If you can just get your hands on some plain old field mice, you’ll be fine.

Either way, they’re going nowhere.

They will never get a group of cyclists in there!

Amazon can fulfill their dreams…such a deal

Well, they’re going to be fat little disappointed rats. Let’s queue up some diet pills.

Better get one now before the company goes bankrupt.

Put Sammy Serpent in there with them. They’ll start running that wheel!

Hmm… just standin’ there with hands on hips and arms crossed… lookin’ all… human-like… like little humans… like Trixie and Alice, waiting’ on Ralph and Norton to come home from the lodge meeting. The only thing missing is Alice’s rolling pin.

Ah – socialists.

Had to look up Pelotron. Sounds like another exercise craze. Gimme Suzanne Sommer’s Thighmaster any day. Or just gimme Suzanne. :)

Just hang cat phots on 3 sides.

Get a Pelatron and it’ll throw you through your glass French Door…

Rat race upgrade

Surprise ’em and get a Pelotaunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CwNpMmUfY

Get this rats, no work, no cheese.

They just need the proper motivation, bring in the cats.

Bleeb, get in there and show ‘em how it’s done!!!!!!!! Hey! There’s no water bottle. Oh, just pop a beer and get a straw. burp. :)

They got smart. Don’t let them near any computer….

Bernard! Miss Bianca! Uh-oh, you “scientists” are in trouble now.