A guy walks out on his back patio, and sees his little daughter digging a hole in the backyard. He asks her “why are you digging that hole?” She replies, “I’m digging a grave for my goldfish”. He says, “I’m sorry honey… but why are you digging the whole so big?” Her reply, “because it’s inside your f*$&*#@ cat!!!”
C about 2 years ago
Where Stephen got the idea for Pet Cemetery
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
better than drawing tombstones on the toilet tank…
Farside99 about 2 years ago
Maybe he shouldn’t have learned to swallow them.
Zykoic about 2 years ago
Fish carcasses are great fertilizers. Native Americans buried one fish under each corn plant.
Then they cut off one front leg from each dog in the tribe to prevent them from digging up the fish.
I told that to my dog and she avoids the corn field every year since. Potato patch, not so much…..
Detroit Dan about 2 years ago
Or teach him about ‘burial at sea’ for them..
rexxster about 2 years ago
Copy-&-Paste about 2 years ago
When we were kids the Tidy-Bowl man took care of our dead fish. …FLUSH!!!
William Bednar Premium Member about 2 years ago
How about silver fish? Much cheaper.
geese28 about 2 years ago
Yeah like NO pets at all
scpandich about 2 years ago
Bleeb’s in camo today. Hi, Bleeb!
Chris about 2 years ago
um, oh my… is he that bad at taking care of goldfish?
Znox11 about 2 years ago
I don’t think you do. Little Jeffrey might need to see someone.
Prey about 2 years ago
Nah, just get him a mini fryer.
Jim2g about 2 years ago
Who’s that hiding behind the tree
jbduncan about 2 years ago
Hamsters? Same problem.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
This cemetery needs to be scaled down and be fin-ished with it!
Dobie Premium Member about 2 years ago
Nah, you’re just doing it wrong. 1. A rousing rendition of Taps. 2. The Boatswains whistle. 3. A snappy salute. 4. Close the lid and flush.
davanden about 2 years ago
He seems to like these little funerals, though.
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
Is that a gopher behind the cross?
mwksix about 2 years ago
I guess the toilet must be stopped up…
paranormal about 2 years ago
He’s going to be a mortician…
the lost wizard about 2 years ago
It looks like one of those fish received a Christian burial. :)
tabby about 2 years ago
Wow, someone is bad at taking care of goldfish. I have some over 25 years old.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Maybe if he kept them in a fish bowl instead of walking them on a leash.
j_syr about 2 years ago
A guy walks out on his back patio, and sees his little daughter digging a hole in the backyard. He asks her “why are you digging that hole?” She replies, “I’m digging a grave for my goldfish”. He says, “I’m sorry honey… but why are you digging the whole so big?” Her reply, “because it’s inside your f*$&*#@ cat!!!”
po'dawg about 2 years ago
Keep an eye on that boy, he has the makings of a real serial killer.
zippykatz about 2 years ago
Not even remotely funny.
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
Is that Bleeb in camo by the tree?
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
It would seem….
mbrahms26 about 2 years ago
How about a life?
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 years ago
If this kid can’t even take care of a goldfish, he shouldn’t have any pets.