Close to Home by John McPherson for October 19, 2022

Let’s hope they don’t see in a coin slot!

No candy bars?

Cute! Thanks, John.

“And”, the doctor continues, “We’ll have to run a urinalysis to decide if that Pepsi or Coke that’s coming out of you”.

Well, it wasn’t bad news when you first opened it up and everything fell out….

And from here on, every time he coughs, a package of crackers comes out.

Hmmm, I don’t see a heart on that tray. Well, I guess he’s off to the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz for a second opinion.

Now that you’re mostly vending machine, I need a Twix Bar… how do you propose we do this?!

It’s been a few days now. I wonder if Bleeb has turned over a new leaf, taken the pledge, climbed on the wagon and otherwise reformed his voyeuristic behavior??

“You keep me searching for a heart of gold”

That’s one way to go nuts and bolts on the doc!

Hey, no problem. Just let that vending machine downstairs cheat me out of one more snickers bar and you will have all the bits and peices you need. Grrrrrrrr!

Well just so long as he doesn’t have the pop tarts tangled in his springs

From here on, if you give him a dollar bill he will give it right back.

Which is more important, the candy machine or the robot???

That does not compute.

You’ve been screwed.

Now he’s gonna have his share of hang-ups.

Also, you may get sudden urges to poop change.