Close to Home by John McPherson for October 28, 2022

I’d be more impressed with them hanging upside down than their costumes.

Watch out for the flaming bag of guano.

Is that sweat on her face?

From the library of Dobie’s stoopid comments, inserted by Ol’ Rusty:

Pro Cooking Tip: Microwave ovens tend to make leftover pizza a little rubbery. When you want to re-heat a single slice of cold pizza, but don’t wanna use the microwave, you may have noticed that a slice of pizza is practically the same shape as the bottom of the iron that you use to iron your clothes.

Coincidence?? Naaah! … Convenience!

Until the cops told them to go home for messing with their speed trap.

This is driving me bats.

Really, they just wanna hang out.

Bats out of H-E-L-L

Holy crap! Those two get cup cakes. Ghost boy out there can have a little snickers bar. (I like cup cakes)

Wonder if they glided over here

holey placental mammals, Batman!!

Is there a tree branch on the outside of that door?

Identical twins too. I can’t tell em apart.

They are still trick or treating at 5:00 in the morning?

Yet another reason for kids to do gymnastics

Bravo…..