Close to Home by John McPherson for April 11, 2023

Open mouth, insert foot!

Obnoxovert is that just another way of saying he’s a a$s.

Bleeb’s climbing up the wrong tree!

As an introvert myself, the BANE of my existance is people who talk too much!

Tom next woke up in hospital, wondering where he was!!!

The words are bad enough, but the spitting…?

No sympathy, she married him!

Obnoxovert… that’s a good one! ツ

It ranks right up there with Bugs Bunny’s… “what an Ignoranamous!”

I don’t wanna be an obnoxovert, so I’ll whisper this one…

Shhhhhhhh! (green plaid alert! everybody do a shot!)

Why in the world would she marry that guy?

And you married him because?

And yet they still get invited to parties?

@Baarorso- Right and just like one of James Brown’s classic songs: “Talkin’ Loud, And Saying Nothing!”

Not a good line for a car salesman!

Thanks John, very funny and I’m thinking of submitting that word to Webster’s or even better the psychobabble bible of malady labels for psychologists as a new label for what is wrong with folk; if you don’t mind(of course)…

Hmm we have a different name for guys like that. The one where the name of a certain animal and of a pit are combined….

Nice that she accepts his faults. Not to many others will …