Close to Home by John McPherson for May 15, 2023

why is he hitting away from the green?

Try not to take a big divot.

He sure got a bad lay.

This must be virtual. It’s Zoom Golf.

Hit the ball, drag Fred….

Remember to replace your divots. LOL

Make sure you yell “Fore!”, you don’t want any other golfer to get hit by your ball.

Hey, you have to play it where lies!

Just remember what Ty says:

“Stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball!”

I take it they got permission to play through.

Hit the ball too low and you’ll have a hell of time get it out of the guy’s pants.

It looks like the ball is partly buried in his navel. Don’t you get a drop for that?

Loons, nuts and HACK JOBS!

Lol

I’m interested in the backstory telling me how they got to this particular moment.

Daxn! Hit the ball and drag Joe.

Hit the ball, drag Joe, hit the ball, drag Joe, hit the ball…

Too bad you can’t borrow a tee. He has one in his pants.

Is that a driver or a putter? If it’s a driver I hope that guy has an outtie.

looks like even golf can have a fun side, I didn’t think it possible until this comic!

“I used to play golf. I never got good at it, I never got a hole in one. But I did hit a guy. And that is way more satisfying.

You’re supposed to yell ‘Fore’. But I was too busy muttering ‘There is no way that is going to hit him.’

I hit a guy in one.

You know what par is for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an a$$hole!"

— Mitch Hedberg

Great John, you hit it on the head, golf is such a viscously competitive game…

Zoom golf? Now there’s a concept!

I guess he didn’t want to take a penalty shot like the other guy did.

The guy on the ground looks like John!

Just watch out for his own golf “balls”

Bleeb, save yourself while you still can; do NOT get involved in this deranged activity!!

I sense a lack of empathy.

Now that’s a golf pro!