Close to Home by John McPherson for September 01, 2023

more like a smart a$$ refrigerator!

Get somebody else to open it for you.

wrong door. the freezer is where the ice cream is.

Don’t laugh- it could easily happen.

Gimme my leftover burrito, or else I’ll unplug you!… that goes for your little icy friend, too!

This may actually be why getting a smart refrigerator was a good idea.

I almost missed Bleeb today. Hi, Bleeb!

This is why most of my desserts are in the pantry.

I think I could use something like that.

get me a hammer, I’ll show it who’s smarter… you know what, lets get the car. we’ll drive through it. :>

I think that reefer is built on the same tech as those dam little chill chest tattle tales in Las Vegas hotels.

Don’t worry. The slim waist will thank you

LG…Locks Good.

Turn back Sarah! Turn back before it’s too late.

See how smart it is when you come back with a sledgehammer and crowbar; change its mind?

Comes with a built in “iced-out dispenser.”

It also limits you to 2 beers a day.

That’s not where the cheese puffs are.

Just unplug it, then plug it back in when you’re done.

To be exact, it’s a smart aleck refrigerator.

They are getting to the point of not only telling you what is in the refrigerator and what is “low” but asking you if you want to order more and actually make the order.

Ahhhhh. The unanticipated consequences of modern technology!!!

Just have to settle for chips and some canned dip. Or you could tell it your are just getting a diet drink. Might just work……

The chips are in the pantry, just have to eat them without cheese

You are what you eat!