Close to Home by John McPherson for February 01, 2024

Bleeb is sneaking a peek.

But his friends all knew that he was actually a sponge.

She has one hell of a thumb.

He has a punch-card at the free clinic.

When I was 19, I bought a 1951 Cadillac limousine. I used to say, not fast acceleration, but it’s got great pickup!

Until the girls’ boyfriends put a bounty on his head…

Mister Fisher!

Is that Rachel Dratch on his left arm?

Not counting this one and all responses, how many comments will there be about Bleeb by the end of the day?

It turned out those women only wanted a “quicker picker upper” to follow their dogs on their walks.

Good one !

I wonder if John is a bourbon fan? What with Knob Creek and Old Crow on the back bar.

GREEN PLAID ALERT! Everybody do a shot!

WAIT A MINUTE – HOLD IT, HOLD IT! FALSE ALARM! FALSE ALARM!

It’s green herringbone… pour it back in the bottle!

Ed kind of looks like a vampire.

He looks like a “hands on” kind of guy!

Uh-oh. Wait’ll P&G sees this.

The other guys could never guess how Ed did it. He would just sit at the end of the bar licking his eyebrows.

Yay, Bleeb! Congratulations, little alien dude!!

Ugliest lounge lizards I’ve ever seen!

A true freak with the sheets hehehe

Shifty eyes, pointy teeth. What’s not to love?

Funny!

Ed’s great between the sheets.

But don’t squeeze the Charmin!

He does like to soak up the social life.

The inventor of Bounty Towels – if he’s even still around – must certainly need someone to pick HIM up by now. Even Nancy Walker is no longer with us!!!

But then SpongeBob SquarePants walked in …

Yes, because Ed is now a multi-millionaire.

It’s not true. Ed is not the inventor of Bounty paper towels.

That’s just his pick-up line – his “Quicker-Picker-Upper” line.

Ed’s also a magician, see him sitting on air…

I’m sure it’s the teeth that are the big attraction

Well of course! I mean, just one look at ’im is all it takes…er…right??…….