I set the fire. I hung the mistletoe. I trudged through miles of rain, sleet, and gloom of night to find the perfect tree. I fought the traffic and the crazy shoppers at the mall. I followed a star in the East to the just perfect jewelry store.
Then SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED says, “Let’s go to my mothers.”
Come on Opal, quit being such a grouch. This reminds me of one Christmas where our plans went awry and I acted the same way as Opal. My husband tried his best to cheer me up but it didn’t work.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
If you two want to have some fun why don’t you go over to Brenda Starr’s Christmas office party?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
That’s just mean, Opal! Again!
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I set the fire. I hung the mistletoe. I trudged through miles of rain, sleet, and gloom of night to find the perfect tree. I fought the traffic and the crazy shoppers at the mall. I followed a star in the East to the just perfect jewelry store.
Then SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED says, “Let’s go to my mothers.”
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Everybody loves a turkey and some mistletoe, but nobody loves a wet blanket.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
tamsin almost 15 years ago
zing I hope they can salvage this one!
cdward almost 15 years ago
^Maybe they’ve never had a Christmas without kids. Never know. But I think Earl’s going to win her over again.
FUNIG1 almost 15 years ago
BRIAN: LMAO! THANKS! Ya’ gotta’ love a woman with wit and a sense of humor!
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Lewreader, TOO FUNNY!!!! Sounds like something that’s happened in my family too many times to count!
Happy Xmas and Merry New Year!!!!
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
Perfect.
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Opal may be a bit of a wet blanket, but everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe, help to make the season bright.
alondra almost 15 years ago
Come on Opal, quit being such a grouch. This reminds me of one Christmas where our plans went awry and I acted the same way as Opal. My husband tried his best to cheer me up but it didn’t work.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
I think it’s hilarious
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
REJECTED!
ouch
Helmet Head almost 15 years ago
But MisngNOLA, you know it’s the next line that’s bothering Opal: Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow…
My tot’s not tiny anymore, but it’s the first year my 19 y.o. son won’t be here. I have a puppy, however
EarlWash almost 15 years ago
Yup, “A turkey and some mistletoe”, hovering over an old goose.
MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!
kab2rb almost 15 years ago
I’m where Opal is the family changes places for holidays. Merry Christ mas to all. In Kansas we are getting icy rains and very windy.
RI Red Hen almost 15 years ago
Love - Peace - Joy!!
Merry Christmas!