Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2010

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    OR…..from the expression on his face the Fink, er King, is carrying drugs on his wee person.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    “Go ahead and bite the little fink”.

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    Y_Knot  almost 15 years ago

    Yes, probably growth hormones.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 15 years ago

    Occupational hazard.

    By the way, didn’t Family Guy cover this already?

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    Edcole1961  almost 15 years ago

    The dog must cover up one nostril when he sniffs them.

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    Poor thing…

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    JeffreyD63  almost 15 years ago

    Rut ro, I smell rugs.

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Why do cops on TV always taste the drugs? How do they know what drugs taste like? “This is pure.” Hmm?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Hey, Fink, you wouldn’t happen to have any on you , would you?

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Looks like he’s been doing more than sniffing them.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    Lewreader said, about 4 hours ago

    Why do cops on TV always taste the drugs? How do they know what drugs taste like? “This is pure.” Hmm?

    Maybe it’s a job berk? And if so then I can add this to the list of why I never went into law enforcement!

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    wrmswt  almost 15 years ago

    Why did the Fink put his hands behind his back?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Susan001 Now that’s a sight I’d like to see.

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    krisl73  almost 15 years ago

    On NCIS, the Navy cops put a bit of the drugs into some plastic container that has something in it that turns blue if it’s a certain drug. I like the way they do that - looks much more professional.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    “Heroin… Peppermint flavored heroin!”

    Cary Grant, “Charade”

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    “This is thy brain. This is ale. This is thy brain on ale. Canst thou question it?”

    (caption I put on a photo I took at the last Novato Renaissance Faire)

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