Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2012
Transcript:
Marigold: I cannot magically give you knowledge I do not have myself. Fortunately for you, I am a MAGNIFICENT piano player. Phoebe: You? Marigold: Why is that so surprising? Phoebe: You don't have fingers. Marigold: I have and extraordinarily dexterous tail.
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
Does she poke at the keys while being magnificent, or does she produce magnificent music from the piano?
Nebulous Premium Member about 12 years ago
So Marigold will give Phoebe the ability to play Awesome Music by butt-dialing her cell phone.Right????
Lyons Group, Inc. about 12 years ago
Rats, now I’ll have to wait until Monday to find out.
Anonymouse2.0 about 12 years ago
If Marigold use magic does that mean Phoebe is gonna learn how to play the piano with her nonexistent tail.
TheDOCTOR about 12 years ago
Chico Marx was a good piano player, so was Victor Borgue…..Marigold did you teach THEM?
StrangerCoug about 12 years ago
Good punchline.
ewalnut about 12 years ago
So is Phoebe going to grow a tail to play the piano with?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
I see.
Paul of Eugene about 12 years ago
Or she’ll play with only one finger but that finger will move over the key board r e a l l y fast.
kaykeyser about 12 years ago
Be careful what you wish for Phebe or you’ll be sitting on your keys.
bopard about 12 years ago
you don’t need fingers. Mozart hit 5 octaves pinkie thumb of each hand taking the low/high ocatves, and middle C he hit with his nose. Great Balls of Fire was chorded with the guy’s heel. .The butt chord is well recognized as expressing disgust. A conductor finally got one prima donna under control, after she played the butt chord, with the simple statement ’’Well, well 5 octavis."
bopard about 12 years ago
Many branches of magic involve temporary gain of skill/knowledge a user does not have naturally. .Enchanted objects that grant more perm effect can be really dangerous.,
MAR seems fairly immature in uses of magic. ?Is she 13-years-old in unicorn years?